Selasa, 27 September 2011

Hipnotism

There are lots of robberies using hypnotism today.
The victims are hypnotized, told some bullshit and then stripped away. Classic.
The mode of robbery varies from money transfer to car robbery.
I haven't been a victim before, and I hope never.
But I often wonder whether all of them are hypnotic cases.
Sometimes people are dumb enough to be tricked when they panick.
The lack of reading news makes them vulnerable to new criminal modes.
The funny thing is, once they become victims, they blame hypnotism.
"I was unaware of my surroundings, my mind was empty, I dunno why I followed the robbers' instructions, blablabla."
Oh puh-lease, cut it out, will ya?
Maybe you are indeed a victim. It could be.
Or, more likely, you're just a FOOL.
And on the top of that... you still won't admit your foolishness !
Got robbed and are still clueless why it happened? Shame on you.

Kamis, 22 September 2011

Gasping

Last night, I had my dinner at a street hawker in front of my ex-campus who sold fried stuffs.
After ordering fried rice, something on the table caught my attention: Cigarette box & lighter.
HOLYSHIT, i sat next to a smoker !
FYI, I really hate tobacco.
I imagined throwing them far, far away.
My order came, & I tried to finish it ASAP before the guy finished his meal.
In the middle of my effort, I sniffed the worst smell: cigarette smoke.
The cigarette box was still lying nicely on the table, so who smoked that crap??
I turned around & saw the suspects: 2 satay padang sellers.
I moved to another end of the table to avoid the smoke, it was much better.
Happily continuing my dinner, I was about to finish it when the guy sitting next to me started smoking along with his friend.
I gasped desperately, & could barely finish my meal.
After handing over some money, I escaped right away.
This country is horrible, I tell you.
The government only see cigarette as a source of income.
The religions in this country won't give a damn since many of the believers are smokers.

Maybe in the near future, non-smokers will need gas masks outdoor.
This country is colliding...for sure.

I want a pet !

I have a strong affinity towards pets.
No particular pet actually, I just love any cute animal !
When I see a chubby chicken, I follow it everywhere.
I like kittens too, they are lovely with those round eyeballs *but slowly become annoying as they grow up to be kucing garong*.
Rabbits are real cutie !
They are so fluffy, I wanted to buy one of them in Bogor..
And recently, I met Vicky's pet in Bandung trip:

He is called Devis, which stands for "Dedenya Elvis" (?)
Waaa.. he is furry, tame, & extremely CUTE !!
May I have him? huh? huh?...pretty pleaseee??

Unfortunately, the only downside of pet is...it pisses & shits EVERYWHERE !
Not to mention all the luxuries a pet needs.
I wish I had a pet someday, maybe a little one like Devis =)

Rabu, 21 September 2011

Parents today are idiots

Last night, i watched Final Destination (FD) 5 movie with my GF.
In the waiting lounge, we came across a family, a couple carrying a boy & a girl.
The kids were quite an eyesore, running back & forth.
Minutes later, the gate was opened & we entered the theatre.
To my surprise, we sat NEXT to THAT family.

Now wait a minute....taking your kids to watch FD?
Not a good choice, dummies.

I'm sure they were aware that FD was not Spongebob, nor Teletubbies.
It is a gore movie, fully packed with SADISTIC scenes (although i found the scenes too fake and dull).
Aaaand, my concern was proved to be true.
In the middle of the movie, the kids snapped & cried loudly.

Seeing an eyeball popped out during Lasix surgery & was run over by a car must be a real shock.
Not to mention a scene where a man was pierced by dozens of acupuncture needles.
It made me wonder, what do parents think nowadays ?
Giving your children a traumatic experience is not a very wise thing to do.
I always remember my teacher's quote : children are not the mini-version of adults.
Letting the kids watch gore movies & hoping that they will forget them overnight? *Sigh*
Just don't blame the kids when they develop phobias towards needle and surgery, will ya?

Because of You...

Just listening to this song & somehow it made me sob ='(
I recalled my childhood moments which were...bitter, to be honest.
It was a difficult time, to be raised in a broken family.
I spent my days in agony, verbally & physically abused by someone who was supposed to be my hero.
Thanks, for becoming a role model for me. Unfortunately, not a good one.
I promised myself that I'd be a much, much better man than you were.
I'd stand on my own to support myself & my beloved ones.
I'd be a good kid, a great husband, a great brother, & the BEST dad.
You are the worst dad.
Yet, you are the best teacher.
Thank you for teaching me one thing : Don't be like you.

Senin, 19 September 2011

Kerjaan iseng

ahay! akhirnya bikin blog juga!
ini juga terinspirasi abis baca blog adek gue.
dan sbagai posting pertama, gue cuma mau bilang... PERTAMAXX GAAANN !!
*uda lama pengen ber-alay ria kaya kaskuser*